i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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