hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
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Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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