You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
