did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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