so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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