Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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