In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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