East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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