who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
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My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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