Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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