Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
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I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
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There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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