maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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