sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Randomize
