should my penis look like a turkey
this will be a night to untag.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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