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Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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