sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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