I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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