His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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