How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
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mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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