I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
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He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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