You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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