So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
Randomize