Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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