thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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