I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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