i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You pole danced in your parka.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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