That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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