I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
that is very illegal...i love you.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Randomize
