This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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