bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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