i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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