I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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