Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
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sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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