I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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