I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
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Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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