the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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