I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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