doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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