I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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