U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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