just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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