Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
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I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..