make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
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he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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