I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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