I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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