I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
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the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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