youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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