We need to rekindle our bromance
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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