She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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