We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
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Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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