Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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