He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Randomize
