You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I intend to get homeless drunk
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
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I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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