My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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