Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
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If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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