those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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